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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Woman of Few Words

Sorry I've been quiet lately. I am laden with real-life woes.

Here's a little game I like to play called "Yes and No":

YES:

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The Reaping hair by Sinsation, bought at Hair Fair.

Hey, that skin is FREE from [the obsceNe] Update Group, BTW. It's called Baku. A baku is a Japanese mythological creature that eats nightmares. I collect them in RL. I wish one would eat my whole life right now. So anyhoo, I was DAMN DELIGHTED to learn that someone named a skin after them. 

It's hard finding [the oBscene] Update Group in SL's oh-so-friggin'-sophisticated Search engine. Grab it from my profile -- QUICK! -- before I get CRAAAAZAY and start screwing around with my groups again. They change every other day. I ration my meager group allowance thoughtfully and often.

NO:

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Voodoo hair by House of Heart: Been there, seen it, worn it. 

**shakes head with deja vu**

But if you want this hair, it's free. Look for it near the pumpkin display.

I realize that I haven't changed clothes in days. Shut up.

YES:

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Biddle Boots in Electric Pink. Do I want them? Yes. Can I afford them right now? No. So I stuck a bunch of knives in my head in a fit of shoe agony. (Hair: The Assassin by The Stringer Mausoleum)

OK, and drumroll please because I'm probably going to be the only one you know who will say this publicly but . . . .

NO!!!!!:

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Maitreya's new Billow Boots. Is everybody KIDDING ME with these? What 1981 episode of "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century" did you GET THESE BOOTS from???

(Hell yes, I watched every episode of that show and hell yes, I ended that last sentence with a preposition. I make no apologies.)

And here's a little game I like to play called, "Bitch, put some pants on!"

BITCH, PUT SOME PANTS ON!

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This photo sucked too much for me to officially submit it to What the Fug?

Yeeeeeah, they're leggings or stockings or something but they still look . . . off. I could see way too much, um, detail. I just don't want to see the division of your butt cheeks during my shopping excursions. Sorry.

And actually I think she's wearing those Billow Boots too! I'm not one to really talk about shapes since I'm currently sporting "bony stick figure," but honest to gawd, they look like Cankle-City Chunk Calves! With holes in the back!

**Emerald slaps a "bitch" label on her forehead and wanders off in search of a chill pill**

11 comments:

Laleeta Xue said...

I think I might actually have to buy that murder hair...

Alicia Chenaux said...

I tried the demo of those billow boots the other night. Um...yeah, so not for me. It drove me just crazy because I kept thinking the legs hadn't rezzed properly!

Emerald Wynn said...

The knives come in the hair pack but are optional, BTW, Laleeta, so if you don't feel like looking like an assassin, you can just wear the cute hair. And any hair featured in the display poster is 75% off, so I got that hair for $44.

Ali, if my photo skillz didn't suck so much, you'd be able to see that the bootylicious chick's boots weren't fitting her either -- you can see chunks of her legs showing through the back. I too waited for them to rez all the way, but they stayed like that.

Love, Emerald the Bitchy Hair and Boot Critic.

Emerald Wynn said...

P.S. LMAO @ "murder hair" :D

Aisuru Rieko said...

is she maybe wearing leggings? I hope? they look a little like the Maiiki gold ones. I have those too.

Emerald Wynn said...

Yeah, they must be something because they have stripes down them. It took a while for those stripes to (barely) rez, so it honestly looked like she had nothing AT ALL on for a while.

But damn, they were, um, sheer. I just wanted to yank her . . . top? little dress? . . . down

Plus she's smoking, so at first I thought maybe she had just had such HAWT sex that in her haste to leave her lover's skybox, she forgot to throw on her pants.

I like how I make up elaborate stories for strangers in stores. :D

Nikki Zenovka said...

I'm so glad to hear others say they don't like those boots! I blurted it out in group and regretted it immediately cause I don't trust my tastes next to the 'fashionistas' LOL

Oh yeah.. that hair.. $44L? I might just have to have that!

Gahum Riptide said...

I don't like those boots either. They look like they got stretched out by some ginormous calved woman before being put on sale.

Elizabeth Hallstrom said...

Wait till you see the Soho boots, pumps with a leather legging. The solid one is good but the others are scary.

Sai Pennell said...

Well, I like the Billow Boots. ^^

Sai Pennell said...

*Pokes* To get back at your hate for my favorite Billow Boots, I am tagging you. :D