HELP! I need Damage control!

HELP ME!

Oh.

Never mind.

Contrary to the promise I made to myself JUST YESTERDAY, today I'm killing time on the Go Fly a Kite hunt. OK. Not "killing time." More like "procrastinating." I wish it were a sport in the Olympics. I would make the USA proud.

I've been stuck on Kite No. 89 at Damage for a long damn time. I couldn't even find it with my scandalous Treasure Hunt Radar HUD (buy it HERE, on the shelves on the back wall for $99L). I was screaming for help in this blog because I couldn't find help anywhere else . . . but lo and behold I just found it! It's underwater outside the store, for those of you who get stuck in the future.

That aside, I also discovered that if you're looking for the Quad Penetrator at Damage, it's right next to the Cool Shades:



EWWWWWWWWW! Laugh.

Also, for the love of God, DO NOT accidentally bump into the fountain at Damage:

[9:53] Luck whispers: Whoops! Emerald bumps into the fountain and has an overwhelming desire to toss a coin in it for good luck and maybe some free stuff... Maybe go have a coffee and let things rez before going further... ;)
[9:53] Luck whispers: Whoops! Emerald bumps into the fountain and has an overwhelming desire to toss a coin in it for good luck and maybe some free stuff... Maybe go have a coffee and let things rez before going further... ;)
[9:53] Luck whispers: Whoops! Emerald bumps into the fountain and has an overwhelming desire to toss a coin in it for good luck and maybe some free stuff... Maybe go have a coffee and let things rez before going further... ;)
[9:53] Luck whispers: Whoops! Emerald bumps into the fountain and has an overwhelming desire to toss a coin in it for good luck and maybe some free stuff... Maybe go have a coffee and let things rez before going further... ;)
[9:53] Luck whispers: Whoops! Emerald bumps into the fountain and has an overwhelming desire to toss a coin in it for good luck and maybe some free stuff... Maybe go have a coffee and let things rez before going further... ;)
[9:53] Luck whispers: Whoops! Emerald bumps into the fountain and has an overwhelming desire to toss a coin in it for good luck and maybe some free stuff... Maybe go have a coffee and let things rez before going further... ;)
[9:53] Luck whispers: Whoops! Emerald bumps into the fountain and has an overwhelming desire to toss a coin in it for good luck and maybe some free stuff... Maybe go have a coffee and let things rez before going further... ;)
[9:53] Luck: Emerald tosses a coin into the fountain and feels a wonderful sensation of well being. (Not to mention feeling very lucky.)
[9:53] Luck: Thanks, Emerald! Just for being so generous, here's some free stuff.

Dude, OKAAAAAAAAAY! I get it! I bumped into your fountain!!!!

Note that I got desperate at the end and "tossed it a coin" ($10L) just to get it to SHUT UP. The free stuff I got included male and female shirts and a lucky horseshoe that I'm supposed to give to a friend at the end of the day. 

So holla if you need some luck.

Hey, I discovered a store that I really love during this hunt.

Smooth Designs has some interesting, cool and beautiful stuff that unfortunately I can't afford:



Bird of Paradise dress (comes in other colors), $550L, and yep, you're right, where the hell would I wear it? Who cares!



Snow Queen II, $850L. I don't care if it's out of season. And my head at the bottom is not included with the outfit.



Cloud Nine in Gold, $450L. Ooooooh! It's PRETTY!!!

And YES, I really do want to run around for a day or two as this Sparkly Rainbow AV, $650L:


(But it kind of looks like she has a dong?)

Actually, I like the Rave Light AV ($650L) better. I couldn't get the mannequin to stand still, so here's another bad picture of another store display:

If I were a decent blogger, this would be the part where I unpack the Smooth Designs hunt gift and put it on or at least tell you what it is  . . . but I have to run to Taco Bell now. Plus, don't you want it to be a HYUUUGE surprise??

I'll end this pointless post on an altruistic and educational note. Unless you've been living under a prim rock, you know that the Relay for Life SL Clothing Fair kicks off today. I haven't gone yet because I'm skeered of the lag and we have through March 22 to check it out. 

And I'm also a little confused . . . are we supposed to dress like pirates or something?? If so, I'll probably be a bald one. Actually the Vain group gave out a free sparkly red low-lag AV today to wear to the fair -- check notices if you missed it.

The fair benefits the American Cancer Society and THIS POST on the fair's official site gives you the SLurls to all eight sims of fair shops. (WOOOO!)

You can also find schedules for the fashion shows on that site. Oh, and there's a treasure hunt there too. Info is on the Web site.

And now, I really need a taco. And some nachos. And a bean burrito. 

Bye!