Wednesday, April 4, 2012

y u so angry?

I walked into a store the other day and almost EVERY AV in there had that same look of grumpy little downturned mouth, freakishly wide hips and way too many cracks showing. I didn't know if it was some kind of April Fool's joke or what, but I got bored and tried to make that kind of shape too.

It wasn't as easy as I thought it would be and it still turned out kind of fail, so props to those chicks (a little). I cannot master the art of . . . well, hell, I don't even know what this look is called. It makes me miss the days of bling though. Back in my day, there was at least a kind of purity to the fug. *rocks in rocking chair thoughtfully*


I spent a day running around looking like this and it's amazing HOW GRUMPY I got after staring at myself for a while.

Speaking of grumpy, this chick wins my punctuation-less "I'm not sure if you were intentionally trying to make me laugh but you did so thank you" award of the week:


She even had this "crazy angry homeless lady"-type AO that I couldn't quite capture in action. It had, like, a little foot-stomping, tantrum thing going on. I kind of want it.

At least her AV isn't boring.

And I do like her dress.

(The Dressing Room Blue is becoming my new favorite place to AV-watch.)

Poses by Wet Cat.


Nuuna Nitely said...

Your eyes are still to big.:P The eyes need to be slits, then you nailed the look.:D

Deoridhe said...

OMG, Emerald has joined the frowny-mouthed, eyes-slitted, unicorn riding set!


Softpaw Sommer said...


That's just Priceless. Almost right. Need more makeup and like Nuuna said..smaller eyes.

Oh and facile piercings..

Moon said...

oooh when I saw your pic, my first thought was that you had gone over to the dark side. Whenever I see girls in this kind of shape, I think of mean, badass girls who will rally their friends and their friends' friends and push me into a corner if I say anything negative about them. I know one shouldn't judge a book by it's cover and all that, but that's my first impression.

Paypabak said...

Unicorn riders!! It all makes sense now. Thanks Deo. Very unhappy unicorn riding hoes.

Owly Indigo said...

LMAOOOOOOO! if I may add, you need bigger shoes, shorter legs, and BIG CLAW NAILS too! *judges like the judgiest judge who ever judiciated* and more crack ... MOAR CRACK!

Eurydice Barzane said...

Last time I was at The Dressing Room I saw a woman wearing matching shoes and handbag. Nothing else. I sent her an IM to let her know her clothing was missing - she told me to mind my f-ing business.

But I digress. I agree that need to make those eyes tiny and mean looking, but I'd also suggest you make your eybrows pointy and elongate your torso until it's about one and a half times the length of your legs.