I walked into a store the other day and almost EVERY AV in there had that same look of grumpy little downturned mouth, freakishly wide hips and way too many cracks showing. I didn't know if it was some kind of April Fool's joke or what, but I got bored and tried to make that kind of shape too.
It wasn't as easy as I thought it would be and it still turned out kind of fail, so props to those chicks (a little). I cannot master the art of . . . well, hell, I don't even know what this look is called. It makes me miss the days of bling though. Back in my day, there was at least a kind of purity to the fug. *rocks in rocking chair thoughtfully*
Shudder.
I spent a day running around looking like this and it's amazing HOW GRUMPY I got after staring at myself for a while.
Speaking of grumpy, this chick wins my punctuation-less "I'm not sure if you were intentionally trying to make me laugh but you did so thank you" award of the week:
WHY U SO ANGRY, HOMELESS LADY?
She even had this "crazy angry homeless lady"-type AO that I couldn't quite capture in action. It had, like, a little foot-stomping, tantrum thing going on. I kind of want it.
At least her AV isn't boring.
And I do like her dress.
(The Dressing Room Blue is becoming my new favorite place to AV-watch.)
Poses by Wet Cat.
7 comments:
Your eyes are still to big.:P The eyes need to be slits, then you nailed the look.:D
OMG, Emerald has joined the frowny-mouthed, eyes-slitted, unicorn riding set!
RUN~!!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breaths* BWHAHAHAHAH
That's just Priceless. Almost right. Need more makeup and like Nuuna said..smaller eyes.
Oh and facile piercings..
oooh when I saw your pic, my first thought was that you had gone over to the dark side. Whenever I see girls in this kind of shape, I think of mean, badass girls who will rally their friends and their friends' friends and push me into a corner if I say anything negative about them. I know one shouldn't judge a book by it's cover and all that, but that's my first impression.
Unicorn riders!! It all makes sense now. Thanks Deo. Very unhappy unicorn riding hoes.
LMAOOOOOOO! if I may add, you need bigger shoes, shorter legs, and BIG CLAW NAILS too! *judges like the judgiest judge who ever judiciated* and more crack ... MOAR CRACK!
Last time I was at The Dressing Room I saw a woman wearing matching shoes and handbag. Nothing else. I sent her an IM to let her know her clothing was missing - she told me to mind my f-ing business.
But I digress. I agree that need to make those eyes tiny and mean looking, but I'd also suggest you make your eybrows pointy and elongate your torso until it's about one and a half times the length of your legs.
Sorted!
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