Dear All You Ladies Trying to Get Into the Stiletto Moody Summer '09 Collection Launch and Members-Only Sale Today,
Maybe if you would take your Stiletto Moodys, big damn hair, blangin' bling, and 80,000 other attachments OFF we could actually get into the place instead of all of us getting unceremoniously dumped on some random-ass beach with . . . a floating heart, a leaping dolphin (can you find the dolphin in this pic?), bad graffiti, flying boxes of Midol, your mama, the ghost of Elvis, all your stupid gestures, your inability to spell, my post-Fourth of July hangover, etc., etc., etc., etc.
Lame customers + expensitivity (yeah, I made up that word -- use it!) = Maybe I don't want to buy these shoes anyway.
Emerald Is Being Really Bitchy This Weekend
(You ain't ghetto if you're wearin' Stiletto©)